I was an idiot.
- I had recently audited how the heirarchy of my accounts, and I had scrawled the password to my 15 year old google account.
SMS messages are gone, for some reason.
Screenshots and automatic MTP sync to see what I’m clicking on.
I was able to turn on talkback by hitting Win on a USB-C keyboard and saying “Turn on Talkback“.
I need to heat up the screen, remove it, cut the digitizer cable to get rid of the ghost touches. Then it should be possible.